Why I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson
Because I’m delusional. Tyson is a short man. My longer arms would confuse him. While he was confused, I could shoot him. Years of celebrity, luxury and punching tigers to death have made him soft. Mike Tyson might hit pretty hard but I hurt my foot once and still managed to call for help. So, […]
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