Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
To a black-and-white monster movie fan, the only thing more terrifying than a mummy is the prospect of getting out, meeting new people and having a normal life. The concept of the mummy is a universal one: A person so dedicated to their job that they can never die is familiar to anyone who’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 