The Perks of having a Pet Tapeworm

If I we get into an argument and I call it a “parasite”, I’ll be technically correct… the best KIND of correct. Since it lives in my stomach, I don’t need a litter box. Although, if I reflect on that fact too much, I get nauseous… I didn’t even have to BUY my pet tapeworm. […]

Thanks for the Poem, Charlie, Said No One Ever

It shouldn’t faze you That the wild boar lives in Europe, Africa and parts of Asiu. It roams both far and wide And, harbors thoughts of homicide. (I think it is irresponsible to let a pig grow that big) Whereas other animals use their musk the wild boar gives you a poke with its tusk […]