It shouldn’t faze you
That the wild boar lives in Europe, Africa and parts of Asiu.
It roams both far and wide
And, harbors thoughts of homicide.
(I think it is irresponsible to let a pig
grow that big)
Whereas other animals use their musk
the wild boar gives you a poke with its tusk
And, don’t think you won’t mind it
because there’s seven hundred pounds of hog behind it.
This is why I prefer my pork
at the end of a fork.