Good Colon Health is Important
High-fiber is great, so they say. It makes you poop twelve times a day. It might be good for colon health but it’s a terrible thing to do to yourselth.
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Great Milestones in Poetry
Second Millennia B.C.E – Gilgamesh tells the story of two brothers. One god-like and the other bestial. It was later adapted for television as The Odd Couple. ♦ Eighth Century B.C.E. – Homer writes the Odyssey and the Iliad. Homer was, by most accounts, blind and illiterate, so he had to memorize the entire work […]
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We’re Done For! Someone took my calendar and they removed all instances of the seventh day. Last Saturday I took a look and my entire body shook Because, I realized to my sorrow there was no tomorrow. What Every Child Wants You to Know It’s obscene the amount of effort is takes to stay clene […]
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The Wicked Witch of the West was an anarchist at best. She lived by only one rule: DON’T FALL INTO THE POOL!
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The Annoying Ant One Autumn I got an ant bite on my bottom while looking for my father’s hatchet and I was afraid to scratchet. A Short History Lesson When I was in school we studied some old geezer named “Julius Ceezer”. He easily defeated Gaul Alesians and all. But, he tried to steal the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 