[I am SO sorry]
Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed
But it turned out the pup
had smoked it all up
And, left her with one tiny seed.
She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal
but he acted so crazy she slept with her pistol.
She went to the Southside to get him some rock
he put on a suit and went out to buy stock.
She went to the night club to get him some Ex
he took it and suddenly had to rush out and get sex.
She purchased some acid from a cousin named Lloyd
The dog dropped a tab and was one with the void.
Ol’ Lady Hubbard bought so many drugs she was turning into quite the cynic
The doggy was stabler
than his owner/enabler
So, he checked them both into a clinic.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Yes, that is a sorry C. A very big heartfelt one 😊
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Unfortunate, all the way around. 😢
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But you have to admit, that’s one happy looking pooch.
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Old Mother Hubbard is glad , I dare say
That she died before she had to see this day
(but I Liked it anyway).
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Tell me, again, why you don’t enter the Terrible Poetry contests…
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It wouldn’t be fair, Chelsea… I’ve been writing terrible poems a lot longer than the rest of you. Couldn’t write a good one if I tried…
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😀 😀 Right.
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