Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[This is an excerpt from a book-length project that I’m working on] “I’d give you a hit off of this but I think you’re high enough already”, the flightless bird told me. He didn’t look like a flightless bird. He looked like Marlon, the guy from school who dressed like he was in the glee […]
Read More Book Excerpt Part OneYou’ve watched three straight hours of Yogi Bear and the television isn’t plugged in. ☻ You give such a stirring and iron-clad defense of the poetry of T. S. Eliot that the pile of laundry you are arguing with has no good response. ☻ Someone quips that John Wick is a candle you light in […]
Read More Signs that You’ve Smoked Enough PotBecause sometimes you just feel the need to vomit for twenty minutes and then sleep on the bathroom floor. ♣ You can’t make marijuana in a prison toilet. ♣ If your child accidentally ingests pot, he could become very anxious; whereas, if your child drinks your liquor, the worst that can happen is he’ll crash […]
Read More Why Marijuana will Never Replace Alcohol[I am SO sorry] Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed But it turned out the pup had smoked it all up And, left her with one tiny seed. She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal but he acted so crazy she slept with […]
Read More Ol’ Lady Hubbard[Deb asked me to write on the above photo. I have… so now we are EVEN] I might have switched some of their heads in an attempt to make a Beanie Baby with the speed and intelligence of a stuffed zebra. ☼ I occasionally use them as oven mitts. ☼ Sometimes, when I’ve had a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 