I went to a dueling piano bar and got to see one man kill another with a Steinway… Curiosity killed the cat… despite the presence of my fingerprints an DNA at the scene. You can look into it further if you like, but you know what happened to that nosy cat… Gynophobia is the irrational […]Read More Random Thoughts: The Outlaw of Ardor
Night Swimming: If the movie Jaws taught us anything it is that drinking and swimming don’t mix… with sharks, anyway. Without sharks, drunk swimming is GREAT. You can just drift off to sleep above or below the waves (your choice). Was it suicide or stupidity? No one knows!!! Golf: Golf goes with alcohol like softball […]Read More Things Better Done Drunk
[Counterfeit medication is a real problem. What you get might be real or it might be something someone made out of Play-doh and red wine. How can you tell your pharms are counterfeit? Here are some warning signs:] The tablet is an odd shape and has the word “Lego” on it. The pharmacist from whom […]Read More Are Your Pharmaceuticals Counterfeit?
[Thanks to Patti for involuntarily giving me the idea.] The best time to talk to your kids about drugs is before they start taking them. The second best time is after they start taking them. The WORST time to talk to your kids about drugs is when they’ve JUST taken them. They tend to focus […]Read More Telling Your Children About Drugs
Recently, I was watching a program about illegal drug use in Portland, Oregon. You know, one of those shows where the narrator’s every utterance is the voice of doom. He said, “This is Portland” with the same grim morbidity one might use in describing a new strain of HIV that is transmitted by reading someone’s […]Read More An Additional Rant