Because sometimes you just feel the need to vomit for twenty minutes and then sleep on the bathroom floor.
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You can’t make marijuana in a prison toilet.
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If your child accidentally ingests pot, he could become very anxious; whereas, if your child drinks your liquor, the worst that can happen is he’ll crash his Big Wheel and maybe take a swing at you.
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Pot makes you feel so good it is practically hedonism. Alcohol comes with its own punishment… usually delivered the next morning…
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You’ll never see anyone patiently scrape, collect and smoke anything from a beer can.
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The smell of pot attracts hippies; the only things the smell of alcohol attracts is toxic sexual partners and humorless cops.
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Unlike weed, alcohol makes you adventurous in a fool-hardy sort of way… going to places you’d never go to sober and urinating on them.
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Weed smokers will never know the joys of cirrhosis.
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Alcohol-drinkers don’t waste their time writing stupid lists.
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People use pot to avoid confronting their problems. People use alcohol to create those problems.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You can’t ‘make’ marijuana in a prison toilet, but add some dirt and they make great planters.
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I never thought of that!
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It’s been so cool her today C. The police climbed over our back fence on suspicion that our new neighbours had set up a methamphetamine lab. They made Steve the drug dealer across the road look tame
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The problem with people who make meth is they usually are also users of the drug. Both my siblings were addicted to meth. Both managed to beat it.
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Well that’s good news C. I don’t think it’s a meth lab, I think the police are just being paranoid 🙄
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Well, if they don’t find any chemical residue, there probably never was a meth lab….
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“The smell of pot attracts hippies; the only things the smell of alcohol attracts is toxic sexual partners and humorless cops.” Such a compelling argument ! You’ve convinced me, C 🤓🤓🤓
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I do lie a lot, which would make me a great lawyer…
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🤣🤣🤣
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Priceless! Writing a stupid list of reasons now…
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I doubt if Santa got his beer belly from
Ingesting pot or chewing gum…..
Though I am willing to concede
A pot belly sounds like smoking weed.
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This may seem incredible
but, pot belly means you’ve consumed lots of edibles…
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