Answers to My Children’s Dumb Questions

“Daddy, where do babies come from?” – “Mostly China and India… but, I hear Indonesia is catching up” “What does my penis do?” – “Your penis functions as a de facto brain from your thirteenth birthday until you are forty” “Daddy, why is the sky blue?” – “Really? You see blue? I see it as […]

Life Hacks…Then Spits

You can save money on window cleaner by mixing some vinegar and water in a spray bottle and using that solution to clean your windows. You can save even more money by NOT cleaning your windows… because, when a window gets dirty enough to become opaque, it simply becomes a wall… When you travel, wrap […]