Cuba is a large island nation with a land area that rivals many of our states; in fact, if Cuba were laid on top of Pennsylvania, many Pennsylvanians would die needlessly.
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On New Year’s Eve, Cubans burn dolls in order to symbolize forgetting bad times like that time when you were a kid and someone set fire to your doll…
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Christmas was illegal in Cuba for three decades inspiring Dr. Seuss to write his children’s holiday masterpiece, Hop on Pop…
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The Cuban crocodile (Crocodylus rhombifer) is only found in one Cuban swamp. It is known for its ability to leap several feet out of the water to grab prey on the branches of overhanging trees. Its diet consists mostly of animals with very surprised looks on their faces.
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Coca Cola is illegal in Cuba, forcing the population to invent other ways to give themselves diabetes.
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Half the roadways in Cuba are unpaved. This is due primarily to water table issues, lack of raw materials and crocodiles leaping out of the surrounding swamp and pulling workers under.
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The Mount Iberia frog is the smallest frog in the world and it is found in Cuba… usually flattened under the soles of one’s shoes.
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Cuban food is known world-wide as something you’ll be forced to eat when you visit relatives in Miami.
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Cuba has a literacy rate of over ninety-nine percent, which is odd when you consider they only have the three books.
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Cuban healthcare is free to citizens and well above average for that part of Latin America. Plus, they lead the world in research into treatment of wounds sustained from leaping crocodiles.
😂. Fun C, but I have to ask, are the crocs allowed coke?
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If one asked you for a coke, would YOU say “no”?
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Did the crocodile snatch all the other books as well?
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Only those books with surprised looks on their faces….
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Where can I borrow one of those cute crocodiles to leave in the tub for my wife to discover?
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I think you can buy one at Spenser’s Gifts at your local mall…
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Perhaps the frogs have survived by riding on the crocodiles’ backs.
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Like some symbiotic mechanical bull?
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Healthcare is also free in Siberia, but unfortunately is limited to pouring scalding hot water on frozen extremities (or so I’ve been cold — er, TOLD).
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You almost had me at “Jumping Crocs”..
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