FAQs on Alligators

[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]

Facts about Cuba

Cuba is a large island nation with a land area that rivals many of our states; in fact, if Cuba were laid on top of Pennsylvania, many Pennsylvanians would die needlessly. ☻ On New Year’s Eve, Cubans burn dolls in order to symbolize forgetting bad times like that time when you were a kid and […]

Millennials and Other Things that Shouldn’t Exist

Recently, on the subway, I saw a man get on, carefully attach his own strap to the hold-bar and hold onto that for stability. He didn’t take one of the many empty seats because, everyone knows that germs can crawl right through pants and into one’s anus. After that, it’s anything goes, for Mr. Germ. […]