I Only Hire the BEST Random Thoughts

T S Eliot's 1,000 letters to muse to be unveiled after 60 years
Yeah… I wrote Cats…

I consider myself a slave to fashion. I don’t mind so much having to keep up with what clothes are considered “in”; however, I do dislike the forced servitude and the lashings.

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I’d quit Twitter except I feel that I’m just THIS close to convincing the rest of the world to adopt my political views.

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I will never get on my knees for anyone because I am a man, autonomous and proud; plus, I find that once I get down there, it can take a few minutes to get back to my feet.

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My friend is a paranoid schizophrenic and really out of shape so I hired a private investigator to follow him around just to give him a work out.

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There is no ‘I’ in “team”. There’s an ‘I’ in “whirl” but what good does that do “team”?

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War has never been a long-term solution for anything; on the other hand, peace has never been a long-term solution for anything.

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I was reading a play by T. S. Eliot and I noticed there were asterisks all over the page. Turned out, someone had used the book the kill some spiders.

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I pulled a groin muscle trying to push my way through a crowd. The police got involved because it wasn’t my groin muscle I pulled…

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You cannot call another man a racist just because he believes in a strong police department and prays to the ghost of Adolf Hitler.

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It’s been explained to me, but I still don’t know what the difference is between a horse and a “horse-like substance”…

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19 thoughts on “I Only Hire the BEST Random Thoughts

  1. I am a member of the safety committee team, at work.

    So… “I” in “Team”

    But at the end of the day the word “team” has actually been spelt wrong (thanks to “The Man”) since day one.
    It’s supposed to be “teiam”.
    As you notice “I” is/am in the middle – always has been (not to be confused with a “has-been” – always “will-be”. …not (uhhh) a wallaby?

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