If I’d just spent an evening with the best hypnotist EVER… ◙ If the only two foods available were Red Lobster entrees and Elmer’s Glue and someone snapped up the glue before I could. ◙ If I knew a lobster that I had a grudge against was in one of their tanks. ◙ If I’d […]

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