Still Still More Advice from my Great Grandpappy

It’s best to avoid renting an apartment that has the term “urine-soaked” anywhere in the description. Never buy hamburger from a bad-tempered butcher. The rule of thumb is: For every two zucchini plants you grow, you should make one new friend who really likes eating zucchini. If your landlord stops by to pick up the […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Five, Part 2

The elevator doors slammed shut and the elevator began its descent to the meeting point seven miles below the Earth’s crust. The elevator was entirely voice activated. One agent suddenly came down with laryngitis and was trapped for five days and forced to drink his own urine (they forced him to drink his own urine […]