Reasons to Buy a Screaming Goat Toy

[Thanks to Rivergirl for the idea] You lost your “Box o’ Farts” and your singing bass trophy just isn’t that funny anymore. ☺ There are few things more relaxing than the sounds of agony coming from a barnyard animal. ☺ You need a gift for someone who has everything and whose guts you also hate. […]

10-40-400-40-10: Bottles of Screams

I think as I lie on my lawn at night. About the stars and are there people on the planets that circle them and are they lying on their lawns wondering about me and my lawn; and, I wonder if any of those creatures is lying face-down as I am. Then, it occurs to me […]