Why I Bit the Salesman at the Computer Store

The girl at the coffee shop moved too quickly for me to bite her. I get crazy mad because I don’t know what “the cloud” is. I was under the delusion that I was a zombie. Turned out I was just not getting enough sun. I thought biting was an acceptable form of currency. I […]

The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part 2

Oskar Moosehead tightened his bow-tie. “How do I look?”, he asked Boris. “You look like a man in early middle age, with well chiseled features adorning a beardless face. Your dark hair frames a pale face which makes your dark eyes seem even more dangerous. This danger is emphasized by your six foot one inch, […]