Why I Bit the Salesman at the Computer Store

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The girl at the coffee shop moved too quickly for me to bite her.

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I get crazy mad because I don’t know what “the cloud” is.

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I was under the delusion that I was a zombie. Turned out I was just not getting enough sun.

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I thought biting was an acceptable form of currency.

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I was under the impression that, after I bit him, he’d come up with a delightful pun on the word “byte”; instead, he called security.

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When my blood sugar gets low, I buy computer software.

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He told me that he hadn’t had a bite in two days and I hate that joke.

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That pun about bytes would come in handy, here…

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I’m terribly shy so I figured a good ice-breaker would be to tell him what he tasted like. FYI, it was “duck”.

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Someone told me that biting was protected speech.

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10 thoughts on “Why I Bit the Salesman at the Computer Store

  1. I love a good pun – that made me laugh. My love of the pun is a clear indicator that I really enjoy dad jokes. Although your jokes are more like jokes from an X rated uncle 🙂

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      1. Compliment – as much as I like to know why you can’t hear a Pterodactyl going pee, I like a good masercot joke about looking for loose change in couch cushions 🙂

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