Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You borrow his CD player and it self-destructs in five seconds. ♪ He can say “tell me what I want to know or I’ll kill you” in seven languages. The same phrase is embroidered on a throw pillow in his living room. ♪ He keeps telling Goldfinger that he’s “totally mad” which only seems to […]
Read More Is Your Coworker a Spy?“This is your safe house?”, Karen asked, flatly. “It is”, Mike replied. Karen turned to him with a disgusted look and remarked, “It’s a house… shaped like a safe” “What were you expecting?” “Something less conspicuous”, Karen answered. She opened her car door, unfurling her long sexy Plantagenet legs, but tried to keep from exposing […]
Read More The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part 3“What makes you so important”, Mike Wistershenshenham asked, as he followed Karen through the duct, “That they’d send me to protect you?” Karen glanced over her shoulder briefly and asked, “What makes you so unimportant that you’d be expected to risk your life for mine?” “Actually”, Mike responded, “I’ve never been asked to protect anyone. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 