How to Tell if Your Species is About to Become Extinct

You can’t live inside walls, under sinks, or get inside a dumpster… You have an innate need to cross six-lane highways. An apex-predator has been introduced into your ecosystem and, besides eating apexes, it also eats everything that you eat plus you and your friends. A real estate agent says, “And, this is where the […]

Still More Stuff I Miss

West African Black Rhinoceros: This creature went extinct a couple of decades ago due to it being poached for its horn. The horn, when powdered, is supposed to have amazing sexual recuperative powers. I will miss them because I am down to two doses and the holidays are coming up. Pencil Sharpeners: No matter how […]

Dr. Seuss in the Time of Covid 19

[I was talking to James in his comment section and this came up… Thanks!] The Cat in the Hat Stays Home Horton Hears a Who from a Safe Distance I Had Trouble Getting to Salla-Salloo Because They Cancelled All Unnecessary Air Travel Hop on Pop: Emergency CPR Techniques for Children The Butter/Water/Toilet Paper Battle Book […]