Fun Things to do at the Laundromat

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“My cat is now dander-free”

Challenge your underwear to a fight.

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Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built…

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Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats.

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If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far people might squirt off their chair.

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Take a pair of scissors and, using only the Guns and Ammo magazines available, construct a simple sonnet about rabies.

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Be kind. Always leave a stick of chewing gum in the drier for the next person.

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Throw an otter into a washing machine and watch him through the glass window. Just when he looks about to give up and surrender to death, ask loudly, “Who’s aquatic NOW?”

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Buy one of those little boxes of detergent from the vending machine and leave it in the lap of a sleeping patron. When he wakes up, he’ll see the little box and assume he doubled in size while he slept.

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Dance until someone gives you a quarter; then, try to get someone else to dance for the same quarter.

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Try to find the image of a saint in one of the stains on the floor, walls and ceiling. Afterwards, play a rousing game of “Water-Damage or Crime Scene?”…

11 thoughts on “Fun Things to do at the Laundromat”

  2. The reason to own a quilt or comforter is to make an occasional foray to the laundromat to use the big load machines and remind yourself of why you’re glad to have a washing machine or why you miss going to the laundromat. (Hint: If you’re totally out of clean clothes you have less chance of getting arrested in your own basement.)

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    1. The worst thing is, early on, my ex and I had to go to laundromats and we ALWAYS fought. High humidity and nothing to do can have quite the effect…

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