Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It makes them far easier to mail. ● With kids safely in crates, you’ll be able to keep your poisons and cleaning supplies within easy reach. ● It helps them to appreciate the right to stand upright, which our forefathers died for. ● Keeping children in crates helps prepare them for careers as mimes. ● […]
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Read More New Year’s ResolutionsHarvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 