The Ugly Truth about Vocalists

Until the nineties, singers were very very ugly… I’m not sure if someone discovered a vaccine for ugly or some designer-virus was created to wipe out ugly singers. I do know that, after the eighties, all the male singers had chiseled faces and bodies and 3.8 days of beard growth and the females were just […]

This Day in History: March 5th

On March 5th, 363 A.D.E, the Roman emperor Julian woke up his army and left Antioch, after finishing most of their beer, sleeping on their couch and breaking a vase that had great sentimental value. Julian was on an offensive against the Sasanian Empire, located in what presently Iran. His plan was to create […]

FTS-The Basket (part 7)

Joanne tasked me with adding to this story… Teresa Grabs began the tale : What’s In The Basket? Evan and Dot woke early Easter morning, jumped out of their twin-sized beds and bolted for their bedroom door. “Me first!” Evan said, ripping Dot’s hand off the door handle. Dot scoffed and pulled Evan’s hand away […]

Talc of the Town

Thanks, Deb! Talc really sucks at being a rock. It is the softest mineral there is… at the very bottom of the hardness scale. I’ve never seen a news headline with the words, “Man pelted to death by talc”. This hardness deficiency is precisely why it hides in baby powder jars. But, talc has an […]

Thoughts on Salad and Other Household Poisons

Salad is defined as a cold mix of green leafy vegetable combined with other raw vegetables… except when it isn’t… then, it’s defined as a mix of cut up foods mixed with a dressing… except when it isn’t. The best rule of thumb is, if you are eating it and wishing you were eating something […]