Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Yeah, I found yet another issue of my favorite girly magazine from the early sixties: Broccoli and Babes. What you are about to read is a tribute to the mind-clouding ability of a man’s sex drive.] Two pecans roll into a gun shop run by a bunch of broccoli. One of the pecans says, “We […]
Read More Another Issue of Broccoli and BabesWhen I think of all the great empires that have ruled vast stretches of the world before disappearing into the vegan compost heap of history, I have to say, “Good riddance!” We tend to glamorize the old civilizations. Historians say, “Babylon” and we bow in reverence. Never mind that the Tower of Babel was never […]
Read More Empires that have Fallen and Good Riddance (Pt 1)I will NEVER finish this book… It’s partially my fault. I saw the words, “Timeless masterpiece” on the back cover and I bought it anyway. Maybe because Oprah recommended it. She spoke glowingly of the book although I was sure I saw here blinking “torture” in Morse code as she did it. What finally convinced […]
Read More Finish the Book: A RantYou accidentally poke your toothbrush into your eye. ♣ You find the prize that was in your cereal box, partially chewed, partially unwrapped and in your stool. ♣ On your way to work, the radio station you always listen to changes format from rock and roll to an all haunted house sound effects station. ♣ […]
Read More How You Know it’s Going to be a Bad DayI was watching an old movie with a girlfriend but she talked through most of it, asking, “Why did he do that?” and “What did she say?” and “Why did she say that?”. I finally lost my temper and yelled, “It’s because he’s got the mummified corpse of his mother on a chair in his […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 