Let’s Go to the Beach!

Sharks: Let’s put it this way: When you go to the movies, you don’t accept that there is a small but very real chance that a bear will bite your legs off while you are in the men’s room. Pretty Young Girls in String Bikinis: The answer to the question, “What do you never see […]

Festive Facts about Holly

There are over 500 species of holly. This means that there are more species of holly than there are people who care how many species of holly there are. Nordic and Celtic tradition encourages decorating the home with holly during the winter months because nothing says “great idea!” like keeping your children indoors with attractively […]

The Last I’ll Say on the Topic of Hair Color

If a woman has blonde hair She’ll always have boyfriends to spare . A woman whose hair is red Will be knee-deep in men ‘til the sun is cold and dead . But, when a man wants to settle down He’ll choose woman whose hair is brown . And, marriage will be their bond (‘til […]

Ancient Wonders that were Utter Failures

Great Pyramid: It was meant to be a palace, but the builders noticed the walls sloping inwards and just continued building anyway. When it was completed, the Pharaoh looked it over and remarked, “I’ll die before I get into that thing”… Colossus of Rhodes: A stunning sight, the bronze giant standing astride the harbor’s entrance […]

Finally, We Get to Brunettes

A blonde’s hair can be described as “platinum” or “golden”; a redhead’s hair can be described as “fiery”. A brunette’s hair is described as “mousey” and who doesn’t like mice… except for the droppings and disease? Brunette is, by far, the most common hair color, which will make it a lot easier to find our […]