A blonde’s hair can be described as “platinum” or “golden”; a redhead’s hair can be described as “fiery”. A brunette’s hair is described as “mousey” and who doesn’t like mice… except for the droppings and disease?
Brunette is, by far, the most common hair color, which will make it a lot easier to find our enemies as we purge the blondes and redheads…
A study has shown that people see brunettes as more dependable. A blonde sociologist intended to disprove this study, but she overslept… then called in sick, so the subjects just went home…
When a woman dyes her hair brown, the most common reason is to cover up gray; when a woman dyes her hair blonde, it is usually for Dragonballz cosplay.
Brunettes have cool names like “Irma” and “Edith”…
Brunettes are more likely to contract non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, which is a horrible condition but at least you cannot blame Hodgkin for it.
Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes get to watch that fun and live vicariously through them; this results in nearly as much fun as the blondes are having but with fewer STDs…
The sequel to Gentlemen Prefer Blondes was called Gentlemen Marry Brunettes. It didn’t do well in the box office due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe wasn’t in it and also the director was fooling around with a redhead…
The word “brunette” is derived from the Old German word brun, which means “brown”. So, yes… the etymology of “brunette” is as boring as being one…
University of Westminster researchers found that brunettes are considered less approachable than blondes. At least I think so. The research team all had brown hair and I was too intimidated to ask them anything…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Little ted riding hood was a brunette. .. which is just wrong
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You’re right. She should’ve been bald…
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Well she did have a hood 😊
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I’ve seen her as a blonde but I don’t think you’d like that particular version of the tale…
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Mine’s a red head 😊
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There’s something to be said for less STD’s….
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If there was a vote on it, I’d be against STDs…
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My dad used to tell me that my eyes looked like two big cesspools. I guess that goes for my hair too (and where I acquired my sense of humor). The dependable one made me laugh 🙂
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Your dad sounds like a real card…
Until the rest of my hair falls out, I’m a brunette as well. I don’t think they even make a dye my hair color because it’s that unattractive… But, I am DEPENDABLE!
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As a brunette i feel I should feel a bit miffed about this article, but at least I got to use the word miffed.
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That first “i feel” should have been edited out.
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Hey! You feel how you feel no matter how repetitive that is…
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I feel that I feel that you’re so right. Or so I feel.
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That’s the most tactile thing I’ve ever read…
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Who told you about my cosplay plans?
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Anime rots your brain. And, there are other good things about it, too…
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
i married one! ❤
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