Before Sex We Should…

This one is from a Twitter tag. Before Sex We Should… Make sure our parents aren’t siblings. Strictly define what the word “orgasm” means. Warn each other about anything grotesque about our bodies… Exchange next-of-kin information Come clean about any fetishes either of us has involving barbecue sauce or throwing knives. Be certain neither […]

Finally, We Get to Brunettes

A blonde’s hair can be described as “platinum” or “golden”; a redhead’s hair can be described as “fiery”. A brunette’s hair is described as “mousey” and who doesn’t like mice… except for the droppings and disease? Brunette is, by far, the most common hair color, which will make it a lot easier to find our […]