This one is from a Twitter tag.
Before Sex We Should…
Make sure our parents aren’t siblings.
Strictly define what the word “orgasm” means.
Warn each other about anything grotesque about our bodies…
Exchange next-of-kin information
Come clean about any fetishes either of us has involving barbecue sauce or throwing knives.
Be certain neither of us has any STDs or at least that we have the same ones.
Learn each other’s first names.
Determine each other’s “parent issues” and determine if the other wants to just “go with it”…
Check for recording devices.
Check each other’s bodies for swastika tattoos…
Lock the cat in the bathroom…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Strange 😕
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That’s why it’s a Monday post…
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Now that makes sense 😊
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I emailed you something
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Got the email!
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You forgot check to see if your parents have planted recording devices. That can be embarrassing… or so I’ve heard.
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I think embarrassing for all involved…
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😂 happy Monday!
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Happy Monday!
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You still having sex?
Before having sex, (when I was younger) I wish I shoulda said…”Let’s have THE TALK now, before we even start…) Woulda saved A LOT of grief.
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I’m not still having sex… I move a little…
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Your between-paragraphs image doesn’t load for me. Odd.
Great advice, though, particularly about the STDs. You know what they say, “Those with similar STDs are more likely to get along together.” Or, that may have been “backgrounds.” Either, or.
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I once knew a monogamous gay couple that both had HIV. I don’t know if that’s how they started, though…
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Oh, Charles.
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I can deal with a lot of things, but if my partner has a thing with barbecue sauce, that crosses a line. That thing is vile.
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Would you prefer tartar sauce?
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Of course. I’m a classy lady.
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