My Mystery, Cha Twelve

Kossov had placed the locket into the hollow tree and was hiding behind a bush to see what happened next. Not the first bush he saw… actually, the first row of bushes were taken. There were jealous husbands and jealous wives watching those husbands from other bushes. Behind two of the bushes were graduate students […]

Deb’s 42 Word Paranormal Challenge

Another of Deb’s 42 word challenges. This time the prompt is “paranormal” The exorcist had eradicated every bit of evil from the cat. No more selfishness. No more stubbornness. No ungrateful hatred for its caregivers remained in the animal. And, there, in its place was… a dog. “I knew it”, remarked the priest.

New Psychiatrist Jokes that Look Like They are From the 1950s

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My elderly grandmother thinks she’s Superman” The doctor says, “Why don’t you bring her in?” And, the man replies, “She keeps flying away” A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My husband thinks he’s a zebra” The doctor replies, “Bring him in, I can […]

Why I Mailed a Dead Cat to My Senator

[Another title first, content afterwards exercise. If you have any others, post them in the messages below] Because the live ones usually manage to scratch their way out of the box in transit. Mailing dead animals is protected speech, like picketing and throwing hand grenades. I’m angry that he won’t pass laws against cruelty to […]

Before Sex We Should…

This one is from a Twitter tag. Before Sex We Should… Make sure our parents aren’t siblings. Strictly define what the word “orgasm” means. Warn each other about anything grotesque about our bodies… Exchange next-of-kin information Come clean about any fetishes either of us has involving barbecue sauce or throwing knives. Be certain neither […]