Why I Mailed a Dead Cat to My Senator

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Schrödinger's cat is both ALIVE AND DEAD! • Quantum Activist

Because the live ones usually manage to scratch their way out of the box in transit.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

Mailing dead animals is protected speech, like picketing and throwing hand grenades.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

I’m angry that he won’t pass laws against cruelty to pigs but there’s no way I’m paying postage on an entire pig.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

It is a reminder of the fragility of human existence; also, it will probably scare the crap out of him.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

I wanted to support his reelection bid but I don’t have any ready cash.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

I’m hoping he’ll open it and feel obligated to mail me something. I DO need a new hat.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

Because mailing a dead cat is cheaper than Fed-Exing it.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

It was alive when I put it into the box. Blame Schrodinger.

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

I was at home and bored with only a dead cat and a postage meter…

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

My cat’s last wish was to end up in a dumpster in Washington, D.C…

12/4/15 - Elena Natasha Liston

 

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