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Because the live ones usually manage to scratch their way out of the box in transit.
Mailing dead animals is protected speech, like picketing and throwing hand grenades.
I’m angry that he won’t pass laws against cruelty to pigs but there’s no way I’m paying postage on an entire pig.
It is a reminder of the fragility of human existence; also, it will probably scare the crap out of him.
I wanted to support his reelection bid but I don’t have any ready cash.
I’m hoping he’ll open it and feel obligated to mail me something. I DO need a new hat.
Because mailing a dead cat is cheaper than Fed-Exing it.
It was alive when I put it into the box. Blame Schrodinger.
I was at home and bored with only a dead cat and a postage meter…
My cat’s last wish was to end up in a dumpster in Washington, D.C…