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Because the live ones usually manage to scratch their way out of the box in transit.
Mailing dead animals is protected speech, like picketing and throwing hand grenades.
I’m angry that he won’t pass laws against cruelty to pigs but there’s no way I’m paying postage on an entire pig.
It is a reminder of the fragility of human existence; also, it will probably scare the crap out of him.
I wanted to support his reelection bid but I don’t have any ready cash.
I’m hoping he’ll open it and feel obligated to mail me something. I DO need a new hat.
Because mailing a dead cat is cheaper than Fed-Exing it.
It was alive when I put it into the box. Blame Schrodinger.
I was at home and bored with only a dead cat and a postage meter…
My cat’s last wish was to end up in a dumpster in Washington, D.C…
Mean 🙁
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You gave me the idea, yesterday…
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That is so not true 😟
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You had a photo of a live cat… I just extrapolated…
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I wanted to mail my senator but he wouldn’t stay still when I put him in the box and someone him out.
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Duct tape, my friend… It’s all about duct tape…
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That; and the fact he wet the box, gave it all away
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The pet shop ran it as a promotion -at least, that’s what the man in the alley behind the pet shop said…
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That’s right… it might be a dead cat… but it’s a FREE dead cat.
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Definitely cheaper than a pig, unless it was a guinea pig. But who has anything against those little furballs?
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Peruvians eat guinea pigs. Yep, it’s true… Cuy Peru…
Eaten whole so you can see the startled expression on its face…
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I just laughed out loud – the face part got me 🙂
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Damn, you beat me to the Schrodinger joke.
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What kind of an engineer would I be if I left that out?
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Your “cat’s last wish was to end up in a dumpster in Washington, D.C.”?
What a coincidence — that’s my last wish for “my” President (after he dies of natural causes, of course).
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My cat will have company…
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Poor cat
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They say Schrodinger was a cat hater, his theory was a classic cover up
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Well, that certainly satisfies the evidence we have…
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