Dear Terse Llama,
With all the Covid 19 going around, I’ve managed to stay pretty healthy; however, lately I’ve been feeling as if I might be a carrier. I just haven’t felt myself; plus, the other morning, I woke up in the ocean with fighter planes landing on my deck. Should I get tested?
Confused in Memphis
Dear Confused,
Definitely. I’m surprised your place of employment hasn’t already tested you for something.
Dear Terse Llama,
My brother disguised himself as a silky anteater but the coronavirus found him anyway. He’s feverish and achy and hasn’t eaten an ant in days. I’m thinking that the only way to outwit this disease would be to wrap myself in aluminum foil. What do you think?
Worried in Wisconsin
Dear Wisconsin,
Definitely, do NOT wrap yourself in foil. Your brother’s disguise was probably just a poor one. The Coronavirus infects people but it LOVES a good baked potato.
Dear Terse Llama,
I hear that one can test negative for anti-bodies to Covid 19 but later test positive. Is this really possible?
Curious in Sioux Falls
Dear Sue,
It is if you study harder for the second test.
Dear Terse Llama,
I understand that Coronavirus was initially spread in China from the eating of bats. Well, I have a whole freezer full of bats I’d really like to start chowing down on… Is there anything I need before I can eat them?
Hungry in Olympia
Dear Hungry,
A stomach pump.
Dear Terse Llama,
I’m sixty-four with a birthday next month. I hear that at sixty-five or older you are at your greatest risk for the virus. So, what do you recommend for someone my age?
Golden Years in Tangiers
Dear Tangiers,
Try very hard to contract the disease before your birthday and you’ll have a fighting chance.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Go Terse Llama. I knew at least she would give sound advice 😋
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She exists for the benefit of all mankind.
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My husband’s complainant will be very disappointed the tin foil doesn’t work.
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It works great to repel radio waves used by the NFL to control our buy habits, though…
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I have no trouble blocking those waves…. but do they make a foil for MLB?
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You have nothing to fear from Major League Baseball. They only want what is best for us…
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A stomach pump 🙂 Good one! I mean, seriously – who would eat a bat!!?!?
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I would if I ran out of weasels…
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Neither one would be as bad as eating Donald Trump.
On second thought, the good of the country should take precedence over taste.
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I think he’d taste like Spam but with a nasty aftertaste…
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Like (the comment, not the thought of what he’d taste like)
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Wisdom for the ages. You must be a Buddhist Monk, or perhaps a Dolly Llama.
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My sect follows the teachings of Louis Armstrong so we only follow the Hello Dolly Llama. It’s nice to see him back where he belongs…
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😂
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What if someone asks a terse question to Terse llama
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Then we are lost!
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