Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Completely Different Llama, I’m concerned about my diet. You see, I lost my job when it burned down and then ran away, so my income is a little light; in fact, I am earning just enough to pay for the bus fare to the liquor store where I cash my unemployment check. I don’t […]
Read More A Completely Different Llama Gives Dieting AdviceDear Terse Llama, I had a nightmare about a penguin dying on a hot sidewalk in August although it might’ve been a dalmatian or maybe a tablecloth… I’m not an ornithologist. How do I turn this nightmare into a recurring nightmare? It was a little disturbing but I feel that dreaming about penguins will take […]
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Read More More and More Medical Advice from a Terse LlamaDear Terse Llama, With all the Covid 19 going around, I’ve managed to stay pretty healthy; however, lately I’ve been feeling as if I might be a carrier. I just haven’t felt myself; plus, the other morning, I woke up in the ocean with fighter planes landing on my deck. Should I get tested? Confused […]
Read More Medical Advice from a Terse Llama: Covid EditionDear Terse Llama, I was drunk at a pancake restaurant, last night; and, this morning, I woke up with the mother of all headaches. Also, I noticed a sticky viscous substance that seemed to be coming from my ears and was matted in my hair. I cannot go to the emergency room because of what […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 