Other Stuff that I Want

A seeing-eye hot blonde. A set of fine china with images of half-eaten food painted on them. A mockingbird and an ultrasensitive cat Mood toilet paper A nice set of chef’s knives and a nice chef to go with them A lace and silk handkerchief because I’ve always wanted to start an illegal street race […]

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Finally, We Get to Brunettes

A blonde’s hair can be described as “platinum” or “golden”; a redhead’s hair can be described as “fiery”.  A brunette’s hair is described as “mousey” and who doesn’t like mice… except for the droppings and disease? Brunette is, by far, the most common hair color, which will make it a lot easier to find our […]

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