What’s Wrong with Blondes? This:

From what I’ve read, if you pay a blonde to paint your porch, she will paint your sports car, instead…

.
Blondes remind me of Edgar Winter Group which reminds me of the albino I kept in my basement as a child. He taught me philosophy, French and logic as the two of us worked on an elaborate tunnel; unfortunately, he died before he could finish the tunnel and my parents threw his body into the ocean and bought me a hamster.

.
Anyone can become a blonde… except the chronically bald. Is that fair? Possibly!

.
Blondes have more fun. That fun has to come from somewhere. I’m having less fun. I blame blondes…

.
Blondes have come out against “blonde jokes”; however, as a group, they’ve never come out against sex slavery and global warming.

.
Ingrid Bergman was a blonde and, while I have nothing against her, I don’t particularly care for her either.

.
Blondes claim that they aren’t less intelligent than the rest of the world but, when I ask them to do something to prove this, say… inventing cold fusion or explaining why the expansion of the universe is accelerating, all I get is blank stares and the inevitable requests that I get off the hoods of their cars…

.
A dark haired woman has hair the color of a raven’s plumage, ebony, the night sky and coal; blondes have hair the color of bananas.

.
The Nazi ideal was blonde and Germanic. Do you want to be appealing to an ideal Nazi?

.
Blondes have stupid names like “Misty” and “Wyoming”. Dark-haired girls have cool names like “Edna”…

.
Blondes tend to stereotype others…