You Own NOTHING: Free Market Communism

One of the big drawbacks to communism is that you cannot own property; capitalism, on the other hand, allows ownership of things but I just discourages it, strongly. It’s pretty much the same economic model: Give the people just enough so your head doesn’t end up on a pike on the six o’clock news; but, […]

My Mystery, Cha One

Introduction to this mystery here: Snakeford Cadd strode smugly down the derry. Well, it might’ve been the derry… no one in town knew exactly what a “derry” was. Snakeford Cadd was the first to admit that he was a vaingloreous, bigheaded, conceited, egotistical self-satisfied monster of a man. Most wanted to slap that smug […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part Four

Resnick Tucker Resnick took an exquisite sip of his Chateau Jordi La Forge and reflected on his escape. After killing the doctor and the two guards, he killed his way to the nearest exit. But, that was only to be used in an emergency, so he had to kill his way to a different exit. […]

Ask a Super-intelligent Bio-engineered Dog Part 4: The Doggening of David Dogg

Dear Super-intelligent Bio-engineered Dog, We’ve just had our second child, who doesn’t look like me; and, now my wife is trying to convince me that Chinese is a recessive gene. She makes a compelling argument, but I’m a little skeptical. San Francisco Dad of Two (?) Dear Dad, You are right to be skeptical. The […]

The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part 2

Oskar Moosehead tightened his bow-tie. “How do I look?”, he asked Boris. “You look like a man in early middle age, with well chiseled features adorning a beardless face. Your dark hair frames a pale face which makes your dark eyes seem even more dangerous. This danger is emphasized by your six foot one inch, […]