Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You notice that the person who works the pharmacy is mixing codeine cough syrup into his Red Bull… ♥ Nurse Knuckles and Nurse Bonesaw are always on call. ♥ The rest home is listed by the state government as a detention center. ♥ The elderly occupants have set up a pommel-horse in the break room […]
Read More Sure Signs of a Substandard Retirement Home[Sorry ’bout last week. I caught the norovirus] Make your front porch into a giant glue trap. You will definitely catch porch pirates as well as postal employees and that smart-assed mouse that keeps getting into your saltines. ♣ Put a video camera above your front door and rig it so that when the thief […]
Read More How to Scuttle Porch PiratesRichard Slayman of Weymouth, Massachusetts was released from Massachusetts General Hospital with a fully-functioning genetically-modified transplanted pig kidney. The patient is reportedly optimistic and getting a little tired of all the jokes about bacon. He is resting comfortably in a sty near his home; whereas, the donor is resting comfortably on some sauerkraut and potatoes. […]
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Read More Solar Eclipse Tips and FactsWhen you burp you taste the meal you had BEFORE the last one… did the first meal just let the other meal “play through” like on an intestinal golf course? ◙ My cousin and I went to a wonderful bakery. She exclaimed, “This is just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. The cashier didn’t […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 