Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Old stuff that I’m clearing out of my queue] If you round out the number of languages he speaks to the nearest integer, it comes to zero. ♫ He went to a Friar’s Club meeting because he was expecting tempura. ♫ He locked his keys in his car and had to break a window to […]
Read More He’s So Stupid… (Leftovers)[Experimental piece] If time healed all wounds, pharmaceutical companies would’ve already trademarked it. And, given it a cool name like Tempusall. ♪ If time healed all wounds, legislators would find a way to tax it. ♪ If time healed all wounds, some Italian corporation would invent “Deluxe Time” which would cost more than regular time […]
Read More If Time Healed All WoundsUnlike other natural disasters, you don’t have to bury the victims of a landslide. Not much of a consolation, but I’m a “glass half-slid” kind of a guy. ♦ Landslides move, on average, at the rate of ten miles per hour; although, they can go as fast as thirty-five miles per hour once they get […]
Read More Facts about Landslides that Make Me Want to ScreeRembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn is considered one of the greatest visual artists of all time… only surpassed by that guy who drew Calvin and Hobbes… ♣ Rembrandt never left the Dutch Republic during his lifetime. After his lifetime, they stopped watching him and he could’ve easily slipped out of Holland. ♣ Rembrandt was born with […]
Read More The Dark Arts: Facts about RembrandtThe first thing I remember is my parents telling me to forget what I just saw… and I think I remember a body; but, a lot of things look like a body. I also remember standing on our banister-less stairs as a child and looking down at the long drop to the floor. Suddenly, the […]
Read More The Copious Spuriousness of Memory or What the Butler Saw
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 