Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, determine the cause of your tension and if that cause can be sent to summer camp or boarding school. ♣ Sometimes, practicing yoga can alleviate tension. Note: If you are a man over fifty-five years old, you might be given a cute nickname like “Guy who attended one class and then left on a […]
Read More Relieving TensionI don’t care what you say: If I tell you what I just mumbled, you WILL be mad… so don’t ask. ♀ If you scratch me behind the ears for fifteen minutes a day, I will never give you a lick of trouble. ♀ If I say, “I love this movie”, it isn’t code for, […]
Read More Advice to My Next WifeNarcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]
Read More Narcolepsy: Living the DreamGuys: A good rule of thumb is to spend one hour’s salary for every inch of cleavage your date’s outfit shows. If you live in Europe, that’s twenty-four minutes salary for each centimeter… * Women: If you plan on breaking up with a man but don’t think you can go through with it, give him […]
Read More More Dating Advice for Men and WomenDo you want to write fables? Sure! We all do. A good writer of fables can make up to 170,000/year, if he’s also working as a data analyst. And, lets not forget the GROUPIES! I don’t have to tell YOU how improbable THAT is… Fortunately, with the exception of sovereign citizens, anyone can write a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 