Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Sorry I haven’t been producing much. Depression and writer’s block seem to go hand in hand.] Put a hole in the other hand and you’ve got stigmata, my friend. Chicks love stigmata! ♣ A hole will allow you to install a tiny window so, when you cover your eyes, you are actually “peeking”. ♣ People […]
Read More Benefits of a Hole Through the Palm of Your HandIf a character has the name of a president, make that character a black man. If he’s “Franklin Roosevelt Jones”, I wanna see Denzel Washington and not Ryan Gosling. Actually, I can’t think of any situation where I’d wanna see Ryan Gosling over Denzel Washington… ♫ If the female lead can’t act, she must expose […]
Read More A Message to Movie Producers“I [hmm] you, too” ♀ “Great! That’s all I need…” ♂ “And, I think you are… good… too?” ♀ “I’m flattered that you feel so strongly about me that you would embarrass both of us like this” ♂ “I love you but not in that way or at all” ♀ “Love is just a chemical […]
Read More Ten Responses to a Premature “I Love You”[Ways to Beat this Heat Wave] Construct a crude quilt out of fudgesicles… ☺ Invite a glacier to stay at your home for the weekend. ☺ Put a desk fan in your oven, turn it on and then turn the oven down to forty-eight degrees. ☺ Become best friends with an ice-sculptor. ☺ Whip up […]
Read More How to Keep Cool on a Hot DayNever do a handstand in a cow pasture. ֍ If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is, but take it anyway; because, WHAT IF IT’S TRUE??? ֍ Always come in first. If you can’t do that, destroying the bicycle of the kid who DID come in first is just as good. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 