Common Statements that are Nearly Always LIES

“I’m doing you a favor”: This is usually said after pushing a confession of a triple homicide in front of you and handing you a pen. If someone has to tell you that they are doing you a favor then they aren’t. “I just want a guy who makes me laugh”: Ironically, when I hear […]

Things You Should Never Do With Scissors

[Your parents told you never to run with scissors; however, they neglected to tell you everything. Is it any wonder that, in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, the scissors can be dispatched with a simple rock? Well, here are some other things you shouldn’t try to do with scissors:] Never run with scissors. Never […]

Exercise Tips

Mix it up. If you concentrated on weight training, yesterday; today, concentrate on finding someone to heal the damage to your body from the weight training, yesterday. Remember to stay hydrated. Drink something before, during and after your exercise routine. Drinking lots of water is essential to good health because it keeps your stomach damp […]

Half a Mast is Better than No Mast at All

Whenever a prominent person in the United States passes on, we fly our flags at half-mast. Other countries employ wailing and gnashing of the teeth but we feel that our method is quieter and requires fewer emergency visits to the dentist. Below is a FAQ that might be helpful in understanding the practice: Q. […]

Life Hacks for Those Who’ve Given Up on Life

Need impromptu canapés? Just cut regular food into small unsatisfying portions and put toothpicks into them. During a long power outage, a flashlight can be invaluable in that it will give you and your family something to fight over. Club soda stains on your new white carpet? A little red wine will lift those stains […]