Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You can keep an alligator’s mouth closed easily… even a child is strong enough. But, check child labor laws in your state before incorporating a six year old into your act. ♫ Approach the alligator from the back. This will keep it from seeing you; plus, you avoid the front part, which is where the […]
Read More Alligator Wrestling Tips[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]
Read More FAQs on AlligatorsCuba is a large island nation with a land area that rivals many of our states; in fact, if Cuba were laid on top of Pennsylvania, many Pennsylvanians would die needlessly. ☻ On New Year’s Eve, Cubans burn dolls in order to symbolize forgetting bad times like that time when you were a kid and […]
Read More Facts about CubaRecently, on the subway, I saw a man get on, carefully attach his own strap to the hold-bar and hold onto that for stability. He didn’t take one of the many empty seats because, everyone knows that germs can crawl right through pants and into one’s anus. After that, it’s anything goes, for Mr. Germ. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 