Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You are a man who has almost everything and you’d like to add hepatitis to that. ◙ When you want to get over the stupid choice you made marrying your ex by permanently adding the Chinese symbol for “gravel” to the small of your back. ◙ When you need to distract your immune system while […]
Read More When are Tattoos a Good Thing?This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write; but, that’s mostly because I’m typing with my nose. I’ve had a lifetime of watching Shoebills as they frolicked about my summer house in Nubia. I’ve raised four of them from fertilized eggs and backed over two others with my car. What follows is everything […]
Read More The Unsettling Submersion of the Shoe BillAn older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]
Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A FableSo, you bought a vulture… Congratulations! You have purchased a life-long friend, provided you only have ten or so years left to live. Check with your doctor. The novelty of owning a vulture far outweighs the bad-breath and crippling injuries you might suffer from their beaks or talons. And, they can be a godsend should […]
Read More how to strangle your vultureI was going to do a list on the worst breeds of cat to own but it turned out that it was all of them. ♣ The worst dog breed is the Chow Chow, a dog so awful that you have to say its name twice. Imagine an animal with the personality of a cat […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 