An older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A Fable
So, you bought a vulture… Congratulations! You have purchased a life-long friend, provided you only have ten or so years left to live. Check with your doctor. The novelty of owning a vulture far outweighs the bad-breath and crippling injuries you might suffer from their beaks or talons. And, they can be a godsend should […]Read More how to strangle your vulture
I was going to do a list on the worst breeds of cat to own but it turned out that it was all of them. ♣ The worst dog breed is the Chow Chow, a dog so awful that you have to say its name twice. Imagine an animal with the personality of a cat […]Read More P. E. T.
I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]Read More Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)
If a penguin joins a convent, you can’t tell if it is wearing a habit or walking around naked like some kind of pervert. Male penguins, nesting at the South Pole, incubate eggs. This is a good thing, because if they did it in a populated area, females of other species might get ideas. Penguins […]Read More Some Semi-Formal Facts about Penguins