Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Tell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah. ♦ You can build up a tolerance to LSD very […]
Read More What to Tell Your Kids about LSDNitrous Oxide was first synthesized by British chemist Joseph Priestley in 1772 as a possible means of keeping the Irish population in check or as a substitute for birds, I forget which. He found that inhaling the gas produced euphoria and giddiness… the same emotions one feels after running over a corporate lawyer and then […]
Read More Laughing Gas: A Brief History[This is an excerpt from a book-length project that I’m working on] “I’d give you a hit off of this but I think you’re high enough already”, the flightless bird told me. He didn’t look like a flightless bird. He looked like Marlon, the guy from school who dressed like he was in the glee […]
Read More Book Excerpt Part OneYou’ve watched three straight hours of Yogi Bear and the television isn’t plugged in. ☻ You give such a stirring and iron-clad defense of the poetry of T. S. Eliot that the pile of laundry you are arguing with has no good response. ☻ Someone quips that John Wick is a candle you light in […]
Read More Signs that You’ve Smoked Enough PotBecause sometimes you just feel the need to vomit for twenty minutes and then sleep on the bathroom floor. ♣ You can’t make marijuana in a prison toilet. ♣ If your child accidentally ingests pot, he could become very anxious; whereas, if your child drinks your liquor, the worst that can happen is he’ll crash […]
Read More Why Marijuana will Never Replace Alcohol
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 