Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Horus is the Egyptian god of the sky. This includes the Sun and the Moon and any passenger jet you happen to be taking to your parent’s house during the holidays. ֎ The two main Egyptian gods are Isis and Osiris, the parents of Horus. Yes, you could pray to Isis or Osiris; or, just […]
Read More why you should worship horusIt was a ramp for jumping chariots over the Sphinx. It was a party hat for the planet Earth’s four millionth birthday. It was used as a self-defense device for poking asteroids that got too close. Herman Caine postulates that it was a grain storage structure that stupid Egyptians kept accidentally dumping riches and corpses […]
Read More Alternate Theories on Why the Pyramid of Khafre was Built[In my studies, I’ve found a lot of anomalies in the theories surrounding the building of the Egyptian pyramids. It wasn’t until I’d made the journey to the country itself and gone on a bender and been evicted from that same country, told to never come back, that I realized that, maybe it wasn’t men […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 