It was a ramp for jumping chariots over the Sphinx.
It was a party hat for the planet Earth’s four millionth birthday.
It was used as a self-defense device for poking asteroids that got too close.
Herman Caine postulates that it was a grain storage structure that stupid Egyptians kept accidentally dumping riches and corpses into.
It was part of a statue of a reclining woman that no one ever finished.
The Pyramid of Khafre was used to imprison zombie Pharaohs…
It was a storage site for limestone blocks that was maintained by an obsessive compulsive.
It was an offering to the Egyptian god of triangles.
It started as a one-story rambler but the extra million tons of blocks were added so that the owners would technically have a sea-view.
The Pyramid of Khafre was built to point the way to “true up” so that Egyptians didn’t look down by mistake and panic that the moon was gone.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Now I’m worried. True up? What if Ive been looking down all this time?
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You live in Australia, Deb… Down IS up to you…
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Now I’m seriously confused 😯
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Then, my work here is done!
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The Egyptian God of Triangles. A lesser known deity of the third dynasty….
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I think it had a snake’s head or a bird or some such nonsense…
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It was meant to be the largest polyhedral dice collection in history, but they only got round to the d4 before they all decided to go and do something more constructive…
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THAT’S the semiotic link I was missing! D&D dice…
Why didn’t you tell me this BEFORE I wrote the list?
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Sorry. Next time I will…
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Do it BEFORE next time, Joanne…
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True up? So clever. Could there even be such a thing?
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Truth is a very flexible thing, George…
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True North, ok. True up? Hmmmmm….
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My favorite is the limestone storage kept by an obsessive compulsive. But all of them made me smile.
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Thank you, Cynthia.
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I have a mental pictures of sphinx’s yelling “Yeee-haaaw!” flying over the top now 🙂
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“Looks like them Duke boys are gonna end up in the Nile”
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Thanks for the comical reasons for building the pyramids. A good chuckle is always needed.
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I hope so. It’s the only reason I make these…
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