It was a ramp for jumping chariots over the Sphinx.
It was a party hat for the planet Earth’s four millionth birthday.
It was used as a self-defense device for poking asteroids that got too close.
Herman Caine postulates that it was a grain storage structure that stupid Egyptians kept accidentally dumping riches and corpses into.
It was part of a statue of a reclining woman that no one ever finished.
The Pyramid of Khafre was used to imprison zombie Pharaohs…
It was a storage site for limestone blocks that was maintained by an obsessive compulsive.
It was an offering to the Egyptian god of triangles.
It started as a one-story rambler but the extra million tons of blocks were added so that the owners would technically have a sea-view.
The Pyramid of Khafre was built to point the way to “true up” so that Egyptians didn’t look down by mistake and panic that the moon was gone.