Alternate Theories on Why the Pyramid of Khafre was Built

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It was a ramp for jumping chariots over the Sphinx.

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It was a party hat for the planet Earth’s four millionth birthday.

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It was used as a self-defense device for poking asteroids that got too close.

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Herman Caine postulates that it was a grain storage structure that stupid Egyptians kept accidentally dumping riches and corpses into.

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It was part of a statue of a reclining woman that no one ever finished.

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The Pyramid of Khafre was used to imprison zombie Pharaohs…

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It was a storage site for limestone blocks that was maintained by an obsessive compulsive.

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It was an offering to the Egyptian god of triangles.

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It started as a one-story rambler but the extra million tons of blocks were added so that the owners would technically have a sea-view.

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The Pyramid of Khafre was built to point the way to “true up” so that Egyptians didn’t look down by mistake and panic that the moon was gone.

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