Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Historians mostly agree that the drink, coffee, has been here since 800 A.D. And, that coffee is probably cold by now. ☼ According to a Harvard study, coffee drinkers, on average, live longer than non-coffee drinkers. But, since coffee drinkers are so wired, their longer life spans seem a lot shorter. ☼ People call coffee […]
Read More Thoughts on CoffeeTribeco Bird’s Nest White Fungus Soda: Because there weren’t nearly enough war crimes in Vietnam’s history, they came up with this. It’s made from the dried bird spit masses usually used in bird’s nest soup. Consumers say that it tastes like vanilla with milk. Milk mixed with vanilla tastes even MORE LIKE vanilla with milk […]
Read More Sodas of NoteScientists still haven’t determined how the filling in a Pop Tart, that has been in a toaster that is at no more than three-hundred and fifty degrees, can be four times hotter than the surface of the Sun. ♠ Pop Tarts were invented in 1964 as a weapon to destroy the Vietcong army but only […]
Read More Filled with Delicious Facts about Pop TartsI am a witness to the death of the rutabaga. That’s right: The miracle vegetable that has graced so many Thanksgiving tables is about to go the way of the dinosaur and the five dollar steak. The rutabaga cures cancer BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS! Of course, after it starts, you’re on your own. But, the […]
Read More 10-100-500-100-10 RutabagasAre bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 