Prop swords are expensive; but, you can gut a grapefruit with just a spoon. ♥ A grapefruit opera is the only type of opera with a full day’s supply of vitamin C. ♥ A dozen grapefruits singing in harmony would be enchanting… I’d imagine… Also a little disturbing… ♥ In a grapefruit opera, you can […]Read More On Grapefruit Operas
Leeks are the perfect vegetable for someone who wants to eat onions but doesn’t like what onions taste like. ֍ On St. David’s Day in Wales it is traditional to wear a leek. Sure, St. David was a great man but he put his leek on one leg at a time like any other Welshman. […]Read More Watch Me Plug Leeks
Barley was one of the first domesticated grains. It was carried from the Middle East down to North Africa. It grows in saline soil, is drought resistance and tastes like nothing but with more carbohydrates… ☼ Tibet had the perfect climate for growing barley and it allowed the country to build great armies… making it […]Read More An Ancient Grain I Barley Know Anything About
You startled me while I was making French toast. ☺ Your eyeballs looked kind of bland. ☺ From certain angles, you look like raisin bread. ☺ I wanted to give you the greatest gift of all: The gift… of blindness. ☺ I hear that, if you lose one sense, the others become stronger and I […]Read More Why I Threw Cinnamon in Your Eyes
Beef: This is the most common jerky. It’s a very dark reddish brown and hard, like something you shouldn’t be eating; in fact, the texture is like no other food and more like a product you might find in a hardware store. Beef jerky may SEEM fibrous, but it will lock up your bowels tighter […]Read More What Types of Jerky are there?