Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, determine the cause of your tension and if that cause can be sent to summer camp or boarding school. ♣ Sometimes, practicing yoga can alleviate tension. Note: If you are a man over fifty-five years old, you might be given a cute nickname like “Guy who attended one class and then left on a […]
Read More Relieving TensionNarcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]
Read More Narcolepsy: Living the DreamMary Mallon was born in County Tyrone, Ireland in 1869. County Tyrone is tucked away six miles from the Gyth Byrre River under the shadow of Wyvern’s Neck Rock in the valley of Pthgard Hagan. Little is known about her parents. Historians are pretty sure they lived above-ground, breathed air and could reproduce sexually. Also, […]
Read More Mary Mallon, Infectuous personalityMarch 17, 2020 I find myself worried about my mom getting sick ’cause she doesn’t have a spleen. Actually, she doesn’t have a gall bladder, either. She’s pretty much hollow inside. She seems a normal-sized woman of her age, but she weighs no more than twelve pounds. A few years ago, a toddler pushed her […]
Read More Something I’m Working OnYour hormones will produce emotions you never knew existed so sit back and experience “rage-glee”. ♀ You’ll enjoy your pregnancy more with recreational drugs but don’t use any substance you wouldn’t want your infant to abuse. ♀ Paint yourself purple, go to a candy factory and ask where the “juicing room” is. ♀ Watch nothing […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 