Category: Humor

Is Your Coworker a Spy?

You borrow his CD player and it self-destructs in five seconds. ♪ He can say “tell me what I want to know or I’ll kill you” in seven languages. The same phrase is embroidered on a throw pillow in his living room. ♪ He keeps telling Goldfinger that he’s “totally mad” which only seems to […]

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Randomus Thoughtibus

He thought he could get away by running into that mob of cannibals but the crowd swallowed him up… ♥ There are only two items left on my bucket list: First, I’d like to make my own sauerkraut; then, I’d like to die of sadness. ♥ Majorie Taylor Green spun around to confront the man […]

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Relieving Tension

First, determine the cause of your tension and if that cause can be sent to summer camp or boarding school. ♣ Sometimes, practicing yoga can alleviate tension. Note: If you are a man over fifty-five years old, you might be given a cute nickname like “Guy who attended one class and then left on a […]

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Advice to My Next Wife

I don’t care what you say: If I tell you what I just mumbled, you WILL be mad… so don’t ask. ♀ If you scratch me behind the ears for fifteen minutes a day, I will never give you a lick of trouble. ♀ If I say, “I love this movie”, it isn’t code for, […]

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Two Short Pieces

Ray’s Big Trip to the End Point A ray is a straight line with a start point but extends to infinity on the other side… so they are impossible to balance on your index finger. On one side, the ray just keeps going and going regardless of the fact that it looks like it could […]

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